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Dogs playing poker...

...cats, bears, wolves and monkeys playing Uno.

(Wolfie has just played a blue 1, and play is passing clockwise; Brown Bear is therefore just about to win. Cat has managed to stitch Monk up something rotten with a few well-placed +4s, and has left him with a hand worth upwards of 120)

The garklet keeps asking what Cat and Monk get up to while he's at nursery, and we've started to stage vignettes to indulge him and amuse ourselves.

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Real taxidermy wouldn't survive a trip in the washing machine.

Scotchguard and febreze are your friends.

Have you actually tried holding a toddler still for long enough to spray them with Scotchguard? Besides which, the adhesive properties of Dairylea, jam and calpol know no bounds.

This is why I like knowing people who have young children: the regular reminders of why deciding to remain child free was SO the right choice...

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