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SFnal devices for child-rearing
frowny alex
nmg

As suggested by hobbit_dave or possibly Hugo WINOLJ at our open house: stillsuits for infants. It's not that you necessarily want or need to recycle the material that exudes from every orifice, but that having a single tap for drainage would be very useful.

Also, forget Zero Point Energy as an SFnal power source. We really need to be harnessing all that waah-ing and all those flailing limbs.


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Chains are a bit passe. I'm planning on installing hook velcro across thresholds in the house that I don't want him crossing, with the corresponding loop velcro sewn to his babygros.

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